Poverty

That epic moment when you have 69 cents and you can’t afford any chicken nuggies

Greg: Dude I hear that you’ve been hit by 👏👏 you’ve been struck by 👏👏 a smooth criminal

Samuel: Yea, now I understand how poverty works

Greg: Oh, I didn’t know that I just wanted to bring up Michael Jackson

Samuel: Oh, I’m going to go to the library to steal some valuable books wanna come?

Greg: No

Samuel: Ok, *puts mask on*

Greg: What the fuck mate I said I didn’t wanna do it.

Samuel: Get the fucking mask on we’re supposed to be in quarantine

by SufferingKoala May 6, 2020

Povert

A term used to describe someone who is poor and also a pervert. The type of guy who can’t pay his own bills.

“Dang girl I wanna lick all down your body and then ask you to help with my phone bill”
“Eww Robert you’re such a Povert”

by Lorida May 26, 2020

poverty pops

The cheap ass popsicles you steal at the 99 cent store.

"Aye mane I got a 5 finger discount on those poverty pops"

by Aj bitch September 4, 2020

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

War on Poverty

Satirical government programs to help the needy. A joke built upon absurd ideas to reduce poverty. Based on Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." This can also encompass with ways to win the "War on Drugs" and combat illegal immigration.

As part of the "War on Poverty" the President has deployed Fighters to bomb the projects.

The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.

Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.

The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.

America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.

America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.

by Sarko October 8, 2009

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011

Poverty Player

Poverty Player: 1) Someone who assumes they have game, believes themselves to be superior to EVERYONE around them, but at the end of the day, is yet ANOTHER ass clown; 2) someone who buys a lot of knockoffs; 3) a bona fide douche bag that ONLY works out his upper body (and has chicken legs)

I saw that Poverty Player over on Canal Street buying a gold-plated Fucci (fake Gucci) watch she is telling everyone her bf bought her for Christmas.

My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.

by couturecutie84 February 18, 2011