douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

mr panton

deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025

Mwana-ponono

A child of a rich person or comes from a financially well to do background

My friend is a mwana-ponono

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025