pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Hokey Pokey

Not the kids song, Actually when a hard cock goes 'in out, in out' of a hot girl's pussy, and then you pull out and 'shake it all about'

Person 1: Man, me and Olivia just did the Hokey Pokey!
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...

by ▩ December 18, 2024

A pokey thingy

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.

Give me a pokey thingy.

by Toe knee 51 April 28, 2022

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)

I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020