cell phone

A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".

Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....

by Hooper January 24, 2004

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I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

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Cameron Payne

The sweetest guy in the whole world! He takes care of all the little things that make you happy with life. This person will brighten your whole day with your favorite flowers if you need them, give you a hug if you're down, write you a note to let you know he's thinking about you, or let you call him at one in the morning if you're sick. And this person is an absolute whiz with computers and can fix anything. All he needs is lots of love and you will get back just what you give. :)

Wow, look at the flowers Lisa's boyfriend just brought her. He is such a Cameron Payne.

by Ing Ing April 4, 2011

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phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

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Phone High

When two friends call each other high and have a meeting

Wanna have phone high?

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Hugh Jass

oh hi.

by Biamanda May 29, 2008

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phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.

Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

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