Philadelphian

A citizen of Philadelphia

She's lived here all her life. She's a true Philadelphian.

by Anne December 3, 2004

Philadelphia

So, for all you non Philadelphian fuckers out there: NO. PHILLY IS NOT JUST A RUN DOWN CITY WITH GANG WARS EVERY NIGHT AND PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND FEASTING ON CHEESESTEAKS 24/7. I live in Philly, and i have never been in a gang war in my life. Have you seen New York? It looks and smells like pure shit. I live in Northeastern Philly, and it happens to be very nice. Cut grass, single houses, clean. Old city is pretty nice, too. Historic houses and friendly people. I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT. PLEASE STOP SAYING WE CAN NOT PRONOUNCE OUR WORDS. Yes, I say "wooder" instead of water. But just listen to some of the country hicks in the south who can't speak for shit. And I am not ghetto, nor do I have a name like Tamaqua or Bon Qui Qui or some shit like that. I am not, have never been, and will never be on welfare. And for the record, EVERY FUCKIN CITY IN AMERICA HAS BLACK PEOPLE! WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE FUCKIN 1700'S?! We are not a wannabe New York City. We are ourselves. We rock. So bend over and kiss my ass. And if any of you stupid fucks on Urban Dictionary really knew anything, you would know Geno's and Pat's are really the WORST places to get cheesesteaks. Stop being jealous that your not from Philly. What's a WaWa? Look it the fuck up. How are the Eagles doing? I don't watch sports. Want to go see the Liberty Bell? Never been there. SUCK ON THAT BITCHES.

Philadelphia rocks! Stop being jealous you New Yorkers. And my peeps from South Jersey? We love you!

by phillyprincess October 4, 2010

Philadelphia

Home of the world fucking champions!

2008 Philadelphia Phillies!

by unknown393939 May 10, 2009

philadelphia hot pocket

recipe. take a shit on a piece of dough.
add cheese, peppers and onions.
bake for 20-30min on 375

ENJOY

"ok, but the loser has to eat a Philadelphia hot pocket

by sirronkcuhc June 24, 2009

philacaia

one who smokes a lot of pot, but who is not a pothead

latin root words: phila=love, caia= latin-ified version of kaya, which is used in Pittsburgh as another word for marijuana

There are many functional, ambitious, hardworking people who, because they enjoy a sleeping bowl or an afternoon joint with some friends, are what we lovingly and respectfully call philacaias.

by Leah, wife of Jacob February 5, 2009

Philadelphia Eyeglasses

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.

This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

by Quinmill August 25, 2007