Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.

do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.

by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019

Pet Forest

a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute

Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-

by Ace of ♦ January 8, 2012

Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.

When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.

by harpodarpo September 30, 2009

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating

Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.

by JonsBlueBalls August 17, 2017

pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls May 7, 2018

Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009