A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"
After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.
After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.
Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"
Broski: "Really? So its Over?"
Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."
Broski: "Really? So its Over?"
Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."
by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Proceduremug. by AgarPughead September 28, 2020
Get the crunchy peanut buttermug. by Antidot3 August 11, 2019
Get the Peanut Butter Cupsmug. On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
Get the Peanut-Butter-Dickedmug. An exclamation of pain. Made famous by the 9 year old boy injured on a teeter-totter in a classic YouTube video when he continues to hold on to the handlebars after a failed attempt to launch him into the air by his High School-aged brother. He actually screams and says, "I want my momma!" but it sounds like "peanut butter oogula!"
by Charleroi5 June 22, 2011
Get the peanut butter oogulamug. "Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."
by The Pz Kid November 13, 2011
Get the Peanut butter and smellymug. in sex when the man sticks his dick in penut butter then fucks the woman. then he eats her out with the penut butter still in her pussy
by pseodnym June 21, 2018
Get the fishy peanut buttermug.