Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Parker

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.

by A Fucking Vacuum August 6, 2011

Parker

He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.

Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.

by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019

Parker

Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.

Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*

by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

Parkerphrasing

The technique of taking a definition and taking the least amount of words possible to make a short but still understandable definition.

Ex- He went over to the red smoking barn to go grab a soda.

Parkerphrasing - He went barn grab soda.

by Derpy Derp Derpy Derp May 15, 2014

Parker

A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.

Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*

by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021