parked

meaning you going to get shot and die or your going to get jumped

1. I cant be like that guy that got parked , he got shot like crazy

2. Na u say boul that was talkin mad shmack dude got parked from bout 5 4 niggas

by trendsetter.mell March 27, 2022

Parked

It means to die or get jumped by somebody.

Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!

by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.

“Yo, where’s Harry?”

“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”

by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022

Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Parcel

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022