swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

Ostrich-ing

Ostrich-ing: To stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.

Yo, I was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.

by The female Hugh Hefner November 2, 2011

Ostering

The act of shaveing ones pubic hairs and distributeing them over someones property.

He just Osterd taht guys locker. I just got in trouple for Ostering.

by Magoogan March 10, 2010

ostriching

verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 16, 2010

Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

by Molson XXX May 14, 2007

Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 9, 2014

Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.

Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.

by Bossree January 10, 2008