Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
by Extremegouch2000 November 03, 2010
A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.
by drippydrizzle March 22, 2014
"I'd smoke that skin wagon".
"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".
"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".
"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"
by White_horse November 09, 2019
by chantilly February 05, 2014
by Bogbrush July 27, 2011
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.
by GayJezus February 05, 2013