Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 8, 2018

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Suck my ass

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.

L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass

by 398281007 June 13, 2016

my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.

Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!

by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019