by Don't worry about it. haha March 27, 2018
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 10, 2020
hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
by brigidonzio January 05, 2022
The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so
attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.
attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.
by secymama444 November 02, 2022
A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.
sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
by broken glass and crashing January 18, 2022
A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.
sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
by broken glass and crashing January 18, 2022
by Bryadam90 May 13, 2015