no offense

'no offense' is something people say before they offend you

no offense but you're dumb, unattractive, unworthy and untalented :)

by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021

Comedic Offense

When you get assaulted by a clown.

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...

by Purble! December 12, 2020

Passive Offensive

An unintended action or behavior that ends up being offensive or controversial to others. This typically occurs when someone is unaware of the cultural or social implications of their actions, leading to misunderstandings and potential discomfort for others. It is not deliberate, but it still can have a significant impact on relationships and social dynamics.

Hey, did you see Jake's new hairstyle? He let his hair get all tangled and messy, and now it looks like dreadlocks. I don't think he meant to offend anyone, but some people are taking it as cultural appropriation. It's totally a passive offensive situation.

by idontcariel October 31, 2023

National Offensive Day

The day to offend anyone you like

Can you believe it’s National offensive day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.

"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence

by self-offense January 23, 2024

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Reverse Offense

A shots being made from a distance and is timed by following it from that shot that was released from the time it was engaged in shooting the release the one being targeted ticks on the ticking clock in opposite directions and is accurately a worlds obdominating and pinpoints those that rebel in target. Reaches its goal destinations and was perfected upon the release of well funneled exahaustion.

Kahiem: You want to see me beat the shot with the tic on my watch or should i be digitally hard on myself ill reverse offense by defeating the offensive defense that is hurting the ankles that have been outstepped in the arena of movements and has been grasped with the hands of a virtual hand karate chop.

by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021