1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016

by D Flawless February 26, 2024

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021

An action that requires an apology.
Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
by Cman33 March 16, 2022

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021

A shots being made from a distance and is timed by following it from that shot that was released from the time it was engaged in shooting the release the one being targeted ticks on the ticking clock in opposite directions and is accurately a worlds obdominating and pinpoints those that rebel in target. Reaches its goal destinations and was perfected upon the release of well funneled exahaustion.
Kahiem: You want to see me beat the shot with the tic on my watch or should i be digitally hard on myself ill reverse offense by defeating the offensive defense that is hurting the ankles that have been outstepped in the arena of movements and has been grasped with the hands of a virtual hand karate chop.
by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021
