Nub

A term that one is called when they are considered completly unbearable, totally annoying, virtually not human, or absolutely nub-tastic. The term was coined in 2013 to replace the more colloquial, but less precise terms, "fag", "n00b", and "dickhead".

person 1: you're a nub

person 2: why

person 1: you're really annoying

by agentpiefilling September 30, 2013

nub

YOu guys are friggin retards. Nub means to bang or have sex or to fuck someone. Learn your shit before you make up some definition.

As in"hey your sister is a minger but I'd still nub her!

by Smartass May 13, 2005

nub

A person who doesn't have very long hair, but feels the need to put it in a pony tail anyway, producing a small nub-like tuff of hair.

Zach is a nub because he has a nub.

by Andrew Hofschulte April 25, 2006

Nub

An affectionate nickname to describe someone as their love. Commonly used while VERY intoxicated and unable to say nubly. See nubly

"So I was driving downtown to get some lunch and.... by the way, you are my nub."

by STI Guy October 5, 2008

nub

A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob

Eek! You are a nub.

by Doug April 12, 2004

nub

Complete moron, knows nothing about life or online gaming. Also see Newbie, n00b, and fucktard

Pennywisdomj: If I made a mold of my errect penis, and had a girl strap it on and fuck me in the ass....would that be gay?

by Lemur April 25, 2006

nub

Short for "needle up the butt." The act of attaching a drug and/or AIDS-infected syringe to one's penis, and then penetrating another anally with it.

"Heard he got the bug."
"How'd it happen?"
"Word is, he got nubbed...in the butt."
"Dude, that's redundant. Nub already imples 'in the butt.'"
"I know, but it's fun to say it that way."
"...Fair enough."

"You've just been nub'd...by Ashton Kutcher!"

by iluvnubbin October 23, 2007