by hdhdhdhd897897 February 08, 2014
The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
by College November 07, 2013
"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018
by There's Bepis, and Bepsi. February 01, 2018
by Lord Graysac July 11, 2008
When one or more beta males that have a cult following to someone jerks them off in a conga shaped line, with one hand reaching forward and the other reaching backwards. The leader is the only one not having to jerk someone off
Dude 1: Bro those guys totally would lick the dirt off of his boots yo.
Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now
Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now
by Cooterrapist69420 October 07, 2021
The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
by see_saw_badly August 02, 2009
Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie - she's the bomb
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
by Studs365 November 08, 2007