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Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.
After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.
by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011
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ten shitter

A shit that only takes about 10 seconds usually fast diarrhea with the speed of a speeding car.It usually feels like a chainsaw being pulled out your ass or a 80 inch cock going out of your ass.Usually smells of rotted food.
Last night I ate 5 beefy 5 layer burritos,18 cool ranch tacos,a laxative smoothie,a bottle of hot sauce and some cheeseburgers I realased a smelly ten shitter in your toilet and now it won't flush,sorry.
by Marijuanaguy420 April 4, 2015
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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
by JesterPrim October 28, 2014
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Known Shitter

Someone who is a well-known/relevant member within a community due to their unfathomably egotistical personality. They will oftentimes have large egos but lack any sort of self-esteem. They also display a desperate craving for validation from their peers because they are physically incapable of having their own sense of self-worth.
Ever since that known shitter won the Fortnite World Cup, he hasn't shut up about it. He needs to go get some bitches or something.
by IMainSkyblock February 17, 2022
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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.
Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter Shitter!
by The Shanners July 20, 2016
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twitter shitter

One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."
by TalkingInCode April 27, 2008
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Shitter Twitter

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
by Somefinds April 6, 2009
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