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No nut November

He is leaving his girlfriend unsatisfied because of no nut November
by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021
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No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.
John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.
by A Random Wizard July 6, 2018
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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!
by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022
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No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1st and ends on November 30th
In No Nut November all men are challenged to not 'nut' for the the entire month of November
If a man was to fail bad things would happen to him
I survived No Nut November so I'm gonna beat the meat all December
You failed No Nut November bad things will happen
by Bub144246 December 8, 2022
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No nut november

Joe: Hows No Nut November coming along?

Me: I came already.

Joe: Well its only the first of November...
by enews01 November 6, 2022
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Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.
Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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