mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

Pushing mush

Anal sex when the recipient has to poop.

I was pushing mush last night

by Stickytoaster September 28, 2021

Norty Mush

Norty Mush means you are a crackhead or your a bit special x

Haaaaa norty mush

by Speed ball Chicken head October 14, 2019

penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020