Jizz Mule 

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

Jizz Mule by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011

kentucky mule 

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

kentucky mule by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

Bareback mule 

When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.

Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?

A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.

Bareback mule by DeadWassmon January 16, 2022

skinning that mule 

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

skinning that mule by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

Knudson Mule by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

The Mule 

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

Steve: Really, mate?

Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

The Mule by Uncle Twatflaps October 25, 2006

see a man about a mule 

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

see a man about a mule by terminator March 10, 2004