beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

feeding the mule

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

by dunniss June 22, 2006

Mule kick

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.

John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.

by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 29, 2018

gender mule

one who carries the weight of both genders for the great voyage of humanity

She felt like she was seen as a gender mule for the acting roles that she has played.

by Raristartist August 18, 2016

muffin the mule

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

mule punch

a'ight, when your doing a chick doggy style, you stick it in her ass and when her head come back, knock her in the head ass hard as you can

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

Mule Days

A cousin courtship celebration, where everyone rides around in a 3 block radius and then goes home to sleep with their cousin.

I can’t wait for Mule Days! My cousion Becky has been looking fine lately

by Mule lover 69 September 21, 2023