Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece

Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.

by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017

Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.

Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.

by anonymous April 9, 2021

Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 September 3, 2015

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018

Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye

Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye

by Pierce Brosnan7 July 8, 2021