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mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
by DH Edsel October 15, 2023
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Moustache

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?
by dori#4040 August 5, 2022
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Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.
Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.
by Milky777 September 3, 2015
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Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018
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moustache

moustache warden(vit M block)
by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015
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Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019
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Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye
Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye
by Pierce Brosnan7 July 8, 2021
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