momosapiens

The next stage in human evolution.

wtf does momosapiens mean?

by Ratxue June 14, 2011

Momsomnia

A term used to describe a Mom, who's child wakes her up at night but then immediately falls back to sleep, leaving the Mom restless and unable to get back to sleep herself.

"Honey it's 4am, the baby went back to sleep, why are you up cleaning the bathroom?"

"I can't get back to sleep, got a bad case of Momsomnia"

by Pris Pris October 4, 2014

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021

Moo-ish/Mooish

The state of being moo-like. One being good, the other being bad.

Good: "Thats moo-ish.."
Bad: "Thats really freaking moo-ish..."

by Brock June 29, 2004

I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022

momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

Moodswings

Mood going from one mood to the other in the space of 2-3 seconds

My friend/cousin Lisa has moodswings...constantly.
Not Joking..

by R.O'S July 21, 2008