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Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.
Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"
by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011
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silly mongoose

emily is a true silly mongoose
by da true goat June 28, 2019
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Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear
JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.
by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022
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Committed a mongo

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"
by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014
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Mongover

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.
"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."
by Gith March 31, 2006
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Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011
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screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang
by The real Biker August 19, 2009
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