Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017

daddy machete

Known as machete he found himself a big haxor in the swatting and ddos community

This guy also got passed around by every girl

But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1

Daddy Machete/Machete

by Tha feds February 17, 2021

Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

den Sep machen

When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself

So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen

by Benny8Westside September 20, 2020

MACHI

Taiwanese hip-hop group of 5 members. Jeff Huang, Andrew Chou(aka Machi DiDi), Kenny Chou, Edward Huang, and Nicky Lee. Jeff was originally in the group LA Boyz, an extremely famous hip-hop group, until they disbanded after releasing 12 albums. All of them are American born, and related to each other as in the group's namesake. MACHI raps in Taiwanese, which is more prominent than Mandarin in the Asian rap scene. Hailing from the Irvine, CA area, they currently in Taiwan. After releasing their second album, Machi plans to release their third album soon.

"Yo, I got tickets to see Machi this weekend!"
"Yeah, they rock!"

by kquad May 9, 2005

machavelly

When you miss your ULT, Ultimate, and or Super against your opponent in a video Game.

You just machavelly your super!

by hugeza July 12, 2017