Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.

Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate

by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022

Milker

Someone who has a poor technique when giving a blow job or hand job. They focus on the 'pull' more than the 'push' as though they are trying to milk a cow.

"She is terrible at giving head. She's a milker. So I beamed her instead."

by Djdke February 19, 2017

Milker’s Wrist

When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.

Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.

by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

Milker

A woman's big boobs.

I just saw those milkers from outside.

by Clifrile35 January 17, 2024

Milker

When someone drink so much milk it transfers to the penis creating a boner
The calcium in the milk makes it special

"is something in your pocket or is that a milker"
"i had a giant milker in class yesterday"

by xX_milk_slaayer_6969_Xx September 16, 2022