mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

mielda

A fast pronunciation of mierda, a.k.a. Shit, in dominican slang. (the more E's you pronounce, the better)

¡MIELDA! ¡ahora si que no jodimo!
or
¡MIE-e-e-e-LDA! ¡ahora si que no jodimo!

by ReaReo September 11, 2006

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010

mile high chub

When you get a boner on an airplane. The sadder more pathetic cousin of the mile high club. Commonly afflicting 13 year old boys and french diplomats.

Stewardess: That kid that I just gave orange juice to had a mile high chub.

by dominique strauss cunt December 2, 2011

Mileena Hayes

One of the sexiest models ever. sexy big tits, big bubble butt, round hips, spankable a living fantasy.

guy 1: yo Mileena Hayes is hell a sexy isnt she
guy 2: you know it.

by crazyjay666 January 1, 2012

crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

Magic Miked

The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."

Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"

by JAdams989 July 4, 2012