metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

by cbyerchic February 12, 2005

meetro

basiclly a skinless penis/used as an insult

"dude, last week i saw a guy with a meetro!"

or

"wow dude, dennis is such a meetro."

by goooberproductions October 2, 2007

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

metrodour

A name for any number of unpleasant smells associated with the metro system of a given city.

Alternate spelling: metrodor.

Today's metrodour is B.O. with undertones of cabbage.

The metrodour in that car was so bad that everyone was covering their faces.

by smuffle February 19, 2011

metro bitch

A bitch that hasn't been outside the perimeter of her city or town but swear she da shit

Man ya baby mama aint nothing but a metro bitch

by BDM_Boss November 14, 2014

metroboating

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.

Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.

by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017

metro tripping

The state of being so incredibly baked that you're inclined to listen to trippy Hip-Hop/Rap music preferably produced by Metro Boomin, TM-88, Sonny Digital, Zaytoven, Southside, or most Young Thug songs. Sometimes referred to as "metro" for short.

Bro, Felix and Mason ran three gravs each they're def metro tripping bumping Thugger.

Dude you're metro, who eats five big macs and plays Tunnel Vision in the middle of MacDonalds at 1 am

by Zulli mk.II April 24, 2017