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50 Meter Butterfly

The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).
Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!

Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010
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van meter

a bomb ass school that beats earlham’s ass. yes they’re waukee jv but they dominate. anyone who isn’t from van meter is mad because they crush anyone they play
have you heard of van meter? ya we got beat by them
earlham has no chance against van meter
by holaputa69 December 22, 2018
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witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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livid meter

A means to gauge how livid something has made you!
That random occurance has made me livid i need to write that up on the livid meter!
by Matt Broomhead March 15, 2007
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fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008
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Sauce-o-meter

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009
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nerd rage meter

A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.
You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.
by four8three G October 30, 2010
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