colonizer mentality

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs

léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there

by noahisamenace April 25, 2021

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

Mental Pantsing

When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.

Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.

by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020

Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.

1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .

by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017

mental deferral

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.

You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.

by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.

"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."

by jsterry23 April 18, 2009

icicle mentality

To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .

Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick

Derek: He got that icicle mentality.

Example two:

Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.

by Achilles De Flandre June 8, 2018