mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.

"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."

by jsterry23 April 18, 2009

Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production

Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Mental breakdown

December 10th is the national mental breakdown check day for anyone who has mental breakdowns and what’s to show it on a day.

Bella: hey Charlotte why have you said ur having a mental break down today

Charlotte: bc it’s National mental breakdown check day

Bella: ohhhhhhh

by CrackHeadboi December 10, 2019

Mental Pantsing

When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.

Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.

by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020

icicle mentality

To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .

Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick

Derek: He got that icicle mentality.

Example two:

Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.

by Achilles De Flandre June 8, 2018

Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.

1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .

by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017

mental deferral

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.

You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.

by Scott Burton January 4, 2009