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Compulsive Meeting Disorder 

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.
Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

Musk meeting 

A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.
Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”

Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”

Backseat Meeting 

The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.
Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.
Backseat Meeting by Cam15 July 27, 2022

Holding a staff meeting 

Another term for male masturbation.
Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.
Holding a staff meeting by Lennox81 September 9, 2011
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Mexting by aryeaeru n7er7jek March 14, 2011

Plymouth Meeting 

its the definition of the suberbs! you have a nice mall (that is overshadowed by the King of prussia mall so no one goes in) everyone only goes to it for the great resteraunts. and kids drive their parents cars while texting and talking to their friends while using "like" inbetween every other word.

if you want to get on a highway and just go then its the place to be with about every major highway running through it. there is some drugs ecspecially over in the valley, but to a visitor you would never notice. all you would see is a bunch of BMW driving business men on their way to work and lots of houses that all look the same, and a good amount of mansions (mostly closer to whitemarsh and bluebell and up on sandy hill road)

Kids go to plymouth whitemarsh aka pw aka p-dubb aka "that reallllllyyyy long ass school on germantown pike"..."yeah thats it". kids from plymouth try to act hood cause they live near Norristown, but they dont cause its East Norriton (BIG DIFFERENCE) and the valley kids are a little scketchy.
dude 1- yo what r u doing after school man?

dude 2- nothin im prob just gonna go to chipotle or wawa cause my mom is letting me drive the Audi today, i have lax parctice later but after we should def hang out.

dude 1- nah i cant later man i have to get some stuff from this guy over in Plymouth Meeting.

dude 2- the valley?

dude 1- where else