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maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend
by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016
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Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature
Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?
by I_existNow August 10, 2022
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Thotius Maximus

The alpha thot!! She/he is the leader of all thots.
I see her, Stephanie, the Thotius Maximus!!!
by sasquatchme June 26, 2018
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Tardus Maximus

This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.
Wow! You're so retarded you may inherit the position of Tardus Maximus!
by Tax Collector of Tardania July 17, 2021
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Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
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Nigronius Maximus

A member of the African race.
Bob: Hello nigronius maximus
Demarcus: Whatchu say boi?
by Poopkinglord November 13, 2020
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Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
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