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C Sectioned A Mattress 

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
C Sectioned A Mattress by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022
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walking mattress 

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.
"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

Squaddy mattress 

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.
"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"
Squaddy mattress by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Middleburg Mattress 

a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.
The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.

bank of mattress 

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.
'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'
bank of mattress by peirateis August 8, 2009

black mattress

a white girl who only sleeps with black guys.

Mexican Mattress 

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned