a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
by Puddintain Rascoli June 06, 2011
by Hoodlum12 August 06, 2018
Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.
by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 13, 2015
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
by Andrichael February 21, 2010
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
by wallythebeerman February 03, 2010
A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.
Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
by Retarded Seal January 29, 2016
Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it
by The Italian God January 18, 2016