Mateo Bouchiba is a person that is always happy, he always looks at life as a game. which can cause him to sometimes not take it seriously, Mateo Bouchiba always falls for extremely cute girls and his goal is to always make them happy.
by user56647463468 May 27, 2021
Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
by dads_asshole634 December 19, 2017
by Lu-frog October 22, 2021
the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.
this was written by sebastian :D
this was written by sebastian :D
look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us
by sebastian_loves_mateo November 23, 2021
a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021