by Crazymgmtcslt May 09, 2021
by HikerMan February 21, 2016
Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?
Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..
John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..
John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 03, 2010
1.Someone who jacks off too much.
2.Females that give hand jobs for money.
3.A woman that has her man whipped.
2.Females that give hand jobs for money.
3.A woman that has her man whipped.
by twat woddlers January 19, 2010
Failure management encompasses a comprehensive set of practices aimed at addressing and mitigating issues or faults in systems, products, or processes. It begins with the detection of failures, whether through sensors, monitoring systems, or human observation, followed by a diagnostic phase to understand the underlying causes. Once identified, strategies are deployed to reduce the impact of the failure, which can involve immediate fixes or the implementation of redundancy measures. Furthermore, failure management emphasizes learning from failures to prevent their recurrence through improvements in design, processes, or training. Proper documentation and risk assessment play vital roles in this process, ensuring that organizations can effectively respond to and learn from failures to enhance reliability and safety.
Failure management involves the systematic identification and diagnosis of faults or issues in systems.
It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.
Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.
It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.
Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.
by GOLDENPRO1089YT October 05, 2023
The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.
After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010