mind melting

being so close to someone it feels like your minds are melted together

Nick and Jess sure are mind melting today.

by CalMack September 18, 2008

Melting Rodney

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.

Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.

by Smoot January 9, 2007

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?

by nk7189 July 24, 2018

Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.

Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.

by 28 city October 7, 2020

Malfing

Malfing: a depraved, necrophilic, sexual act that involves digging up a freshly buried female corpse that has decayed but whose body cavity has not yet burst and setting it on a table and placing one's mouth on the vagina/vaginal/anal region whilst another jumps on the stomach of the corpse thus expelling with great force putrified organs/fluids into the mouth of the receiver to the enjoyment and pleasure for all those involved.

Receiver: Dude, will you come with me to go malfing tonight?
Jumper: Yeah, they just buried a lady 2 days ago and she should be ripe for the picking.

Receiver: Dont forget to bring your shovel and I'll bring the fold-up table.
Female corpse: Splat!

by M.A.L.F. November 28, 2012

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006