Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

Malcolm

Malcolm is a god someone who always tries his best and cares about the interests of everyone but when it comes down to it is someone you don’t want to mess with he can either help you or hurt you but no matter what he will always look good doing it it’s in him and not on him

Someone : Malcolm is really that guy not gonna lie

by Someonewholoves562 November 22, 2021

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018

Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)

Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm

by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024

Malcolm

A professional Brawlhalla player.

Oh its my hero Malcolm

by Mehrbodooooo November 13, 2020

a malcolm

Some one who is clueless and belongs on the sunshine bus

Gorden the gopher thinks he can play the d.j decks. What a malcolm.

by alpalchino March 2, 2015