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samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise
"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"
by ttdakss May 30, 2022
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Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)
Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip
by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018
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ball drizzling cum mag

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.
by Seth July 11, 2003
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Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.
Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
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Mag

Synonymous with Lit or Fire.

Magnesium, the hottest burning element shortened to Mag meaning cool or awesome.
A: Hey those shoes are Mag!
B: Thanks man I like them too.

A: Hey we got all our work done.
B: Fuck yeah man that’s so Mag!
by Dcaor December 20, 2020
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bramble mag

Porno mags left in the hedges and brambles by fleeing teenagers or kind hearted perverts, normally for other teenagers or perverts to find.
Sometimes the best way for a teenage boy to learn about porn. Sadly in decline due to internet porn being so available.
"Wow, I found the biggest stack of bramble mags today, out near the old folks home. Most of the pages are still clean."

"Lets go hunting bramble mags."
"Nah, we'll just go on pornhub"
by Tilfiticus June 28, 2016
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mag luvs you

It’s a gorilla tag TikToker that hasn’t posted yet but will soon
Yo have you followed mag luvs you yet. No I haven’t said Brandon. Brandon is a loser with no life
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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