Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!
Monica: groin maggots
Monica: groin maggots
by Drexel P Cat June 10, 2011
a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
by yuunki June 01, 2021
A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.
“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
by Booland March 17, 2019
by Headcharge April 30, 2022
by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017
a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.
I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.
by prairie_looner June 23, 2006
The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 24, 2018