laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.

My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.

by Judobitch June 2, 2018

Chrissy Mayo

On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.

"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻

by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021