Luke

A piece of shit who can't get a girlfriend.

No matter what he does.
And a stalker who will find out your schedule.
He also has a small dong

God Damnit you're acting like a Luke

by LUKEHATER June 30, 2018

Luke

flamboyant and VERY gay

Jesus fuck Luke says he's straight but just anally penetrated Lorenz

by HakimsPenis May 25, 2017

A Luke

To go from one fast-food restaurant straight to another and even perhaps a third, eating a full meal at each.

Normally done on college campuses before, during, and/or after a night of drinking.

Did you just go to McDonald's and Subway?

Yeah, I broke down and pulled a luke.

by MastaCylindah February 3, 2010

Luke

Luke is a very very gorgeous boy, who has a beautiful girlfriend called Bethany Kate. He is really sexy but loads of freaks fancy him. And he has a huge cock.

Oh, he is so Luke.

by Betty-Cake February 14, 2009

Luke

A weird-ass kid who is highly interested in science, is INCREDIBLY intelligent, at times funny, and I have heard talk in the halls on his stunning beauty, but sadly, I have not heard who said this.

Girl 1: Yo, I heard Luke aced that science test again!
Girl 2: AGGGHHH!! I'M SO JEALOUS!!!

by A la AWESOME January 23, 2015

Luke

A dumb ass nigga

Yo Luke a dumb ass nigga

by Fine_Cuck July 17, 2017

Luke

a very complicated young man who says one thing and does the other. He makes it hard for himself to gain respect. Even though he does have a good heart, he just doesn't think about others which result in him coming across as arrogant and cocky. His morals and values are a bit out but like I said he is a good man

Luke: " I like this picture"

Emily: "why is that"

Luke: "I look fit in it"

by confused girl March 27, 2010