Urban Loop

Similar to a youtube loop, the urban loop is when you are stuck in an alternate dimension for a long period of time going from one interesting/funny definition on Urbandictionary.com to the next.

Girl: Where were you yesterday!? I waited for you for 2 hours at the movies!

Guy: Oh wow, I'm really sorry! I was stuck in an urban loop!

by Grong February 4, 2010

Loop’72

A current time anomaly that keeps the world looping back to 1972.

Even though I know it’s 2018... I feel like the infamous ‘loop’72’ has brought us backwards in time... to 1972.

by Major Thomas February 13, 2018

loop 13

Term used in fiction to describe when a temporal loop stabilizes. often to explain predestination paradoxes.

I went back in time to became my own father. but if you go back to loop 1 then someone else was my father and the loop started and after several loops (loop 13) the paradox is in place and the person going back in time will become there own father.

by Sci-Fi-Guy October 2, 2009

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

Lucid Loop

When you pick up your phone to check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Messenger, Discord, Slack, Gmail, etc., but after you're done with that, it's time to check Facebook again.

When I get stuck in a lucid loop, I'm taking a break for what I think is 5 minutes, but is really 5 hours. By the time I realize it, it's 10PM and I've neglected to finish my work, go to the store, or simply eat dinner. pls help

by ibtbysitlot January 9, 2021

Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.

The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."

by Jeraebb March 27, 2011

Loop Soup

Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.

Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes

Example:

"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."

by fartballz96 April 1, 2014