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Xbox LIVE Child Abuser

A user on Xbox LIVE usually around the age of 21-35 that shows signs of immature faggotry. They show this because they are so lonely in their mother's basement that they go on their Xbox360 and taunt and belittle kids on XBL that have done nothing but speak in their mic. One sign that this user is a kid or has a young voice...BOOM a "Your mother sucks my dick" or "Go play lego batman 5 year old." insult rapes the chat function. A person is not an XBL-CA if they are insulting an xbox live midget . It is sad because they have to insult kids that just want to play their games and talk to people and they act as if every kid is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. Stupid virgins, they need to realize these "kiddies" are usually around 11-14 and their mothers, which they usually claim to have brutally raped, were probably flipping burgers at their first job, while the CA was probably still shitting his diapers. I'm not a kid myself I just think it's retarded that they have to rage at kids.
Xbox Live child abuser scenario:
Teen: Guys, there's some guy noob tubing.
XBLCA: Hahaha, shut up kid I fucked your mom.
Me: (Thinking "not this AGAIN")
Teen: What did I do?!
XBLCA: What did your Mom do?
XBLCA: (Faint deflating sound in background)
Me: What was that?
XBLCA: Oh crap! My blow-up doll Sindy's deflati...Umm I'm prepping for a party.
by runawaynoobs May 19, 2010
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Go Live

The act of when a girl has strong urges and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with any guy, any time, anywhere. Also known as a "Go Liver"
Joe: Man I really need to get laid tonight.
John: Well go talk to Jay, I heard she goes Live at Five.
Joe: Okay Kay Kay!
by Nonstop20 October 22, 2004
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A good, fun alternative to life. Also known as the place to beat the shit out of the smack-talking 9 year olds in Gears of War or Halo 2.
Guy 1: "Dude. Get on Xbox Live. Some 9 year old is talking shit on Gears."
Guy 2: "Fine. But hold on. Some kid is being a noob in Halo 2."
by EchoedSilence December 9, 2008
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Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.
Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"
by RaddKelsayNicole June 28, 2008
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live free or die

The most badass state motto you’ve ever heard of. It’s the official motto for the State of New Hampshire. People in NH live by this motto. They don’t like the Feds, Massholes, or unnecessary laws and taxes. Live free or die!

Originally stated by General John Stark, the “Hero of Bennington”, in a letter. The quote continues by stating that “death is not the greatest of evils”.
“Hey, man, put your seatbelt on!”
“Nah we’re in NH ‘live free or die’. It’s not a law here.”
by devweth April 14, 2020
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Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
by AYB June 19, 2003
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Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
by James Lowe February 2, 2005
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