A very beautiful person who seems so innocent but isn't but she has a peng figure I'm talking big back big breast she makes your ex seem irrelevant
by Jacob241 July 6, 2018

Lia is really thicc and all the guys want her, she’s also very intelligent. Lia’s are often shy but if she likes you she might often act mean. I have a friend, Lia and her crushes name is Amir. Lia is really good at hiding that she likes someone but if she REALLY likes him she’ll act mean AND make it obvious that she likes him. Lia has a lot of problems with her family, school, and friends. she has problems with friends because they’re two groups of friends that keep fighting and she can’t keep balance with the two groups, All the guys talk to her and she has A LOT of friends
Guy 1: Lia is so sexy
Guy 2: didn’t you hear? Amir asked her out
Guy 1: Man, that guy better treat her right
Friend 1: Hey, Lia! I heard rumors that Amir likes you
Lia: I know, we’re dating and he’s really nice
Girl 1: *sigh* I wish I was Lia. She gets good grades without trying and has all the guys
Girl 2: I know right? I even heard that she’s dating her crush now
Guy 2: didn’t you hear? Amir asked her out
Guy 1: Man, that guy better treat her right
Friend 1: Hey, Lia! I heard rumors that Amir likes you
Lia: I know, we’re dating and he’s really nice
Girl 1: *sigh* I wish I was Lia. She gets good grades without trying and has all the guys
Girl 2: I know right? I even heard that she’s dating her crush now
by Lil’ names February 8, 2020

Hot asf guy in my grade. Pls fall in love with a brown haired girl in the f-class like seriously im obsessed. Yk we van go on a basketball date if u want 😏
by hotasfgall November 21, 2021

Lia is a very funny, outgoing, confident, beautiful, charming and talented girl you can ever meet in your life. She is the most loyal friend and always there when you need her. She always likes to talk to friends and can talk for hours. Lia can make anyone’s bad day a great one, Someone you can always lean on when you feel down. From the moment you see her you fell in love with Lia.
Mrs Pasani has a fashion sense like a goddess and acts like the baddest bxtch you’ll ever meet. But not only her looks will make you pass out. She has the biggest heart and inside her she’s *just* a girl who seeks affection, understanding, love and attention. A lot of guys tried to win her heart but she’s still looking for the one and only.
If you’ll ever be able to get a Lia in your life hold on to her at all costs because you’ll never find another girl like her in this life.
Mrs Pasani has a fashion sense like a goddess and acts like the baddest bxtch you’ll ever meet. But not only her looks will make you pass out. She has the biggest heart and inside her she’s *just* a girl who seeks affection, understanding, love and attention. A lot of guys tried to win her heart but she’s still looking for the one and only.
If you’ll ever be able to get a Lia in your life hold on to her at all costs because you’ll never find another girl like her in this life.
Me:“Dammmmmmn, Lia looking like a whole five course meal today, that’s my mamiiii!“
Jacob: how could I ever love anyone else than her?
I want to be like Lia Pasani
Jacob: how could I ever love anyone else than her?
I want to be like Lia Pasani
by Clairabellaaaaa November 19, 2021

Lias lluf: is; Full Sail backwards Full Sail Ale is "dank" beer brewed in Oregon. Usually after consumption of 3 or more "dank" beers with friends a buzz or buzzing has occurred and will continue to occur with 4 turning into 5, 6, past "dank" buzz now drunk and reading shit backwards cuz it's funny as hell only because your shit faced and at 6.7%Alc by vol or more than? I forgot but it's up there in %age and trying to stay drunk, well beer run or beer walk, put two cases or more in cart make sure it busy at grocery store! Drunk buddy makes distraction over there while you walk out over here and you also got some hot deli food "Chinese" now 8, 9, 10 "dank" beers down clown'n around "srooc" Coors pronounced. "sir-rook" the Budweiser "resiewdub" pronounced. "Reese-we-dub" sounds great when drunk! Bush beer, Hamms, Rainier beer, Olympia you name it, try it! This was back in the late 1990's early 2000's by the Three stooges from Gresham Oregon.
Joint: Hey "Full Sail Dale" throw me a "Lias LLuf" pronounced "lie-s-luf" or "lay-s-loof"
Dale: we're out!
Joint: No way what about a "Soorc" pronounced "Sir-ruk" or
"Sir-rook"
Dale: No joint you don't want one of those. You want a "dank" beer.
Joint: but there ain't none!
Dale: all we have is Resiewdub "reese-we-dub" lol ha,haha,haaahaaaa.
Joint: Resiewdub it is then Dale bird.
Sun dog: I have Mirror Pond "another Oregon brewed beer" I mean "Dnob Rorrim" pronounced "Dah-nobe" "Roar-rim" did I say it right?
Slurred speech in all! Cheers!
Dale: we're out!
Joint: No way what about a "Soorc" pronounced "Sir-ruk" or
"Sir-rook"
Dale: No joint you don't want one of those. You want a "dank" beer.
Joint: but there ain't none!
Dale: all we have is Resiewdub "reese-we-dub" lol ha,haha,haaahaaaa.
Joint: Resiewdub it is then Dale bird.
Sun dog: I have Mirror Pond "another Oregon brewed beer" I mean "Dnob Rorrim" pronounced "Dah-nobe" "Roar-rim" did I say it right?
Slurred speech in all! Cheers!
by Kerfuffal’in December 24, 2024

Lia and jalen is going to the movies
by PENA November 22, 2021

Lia is a sweat person who is really kind and carrying she may get mad, annoyed fast and yell at you but she feels guilt inside. She feel's pain inside and she cries with you when you start to cry. She always cares and thinks about you she often gets mad but never hates you forever she makes people smile more often and is glad to be her self she is kinda thick but she doesnt think or talk dirty she hates hornie people also at first she looks shy and just hides but when she gets to know you and you get to know her its really fun and she always will be by your side trust me with what I say and I know all of this because my name is Lia too and I expiriensed everything I said. Trust me.
Her bestfiend: Lia is really kind and I really like her but she has been sad these days I dont know why
Another friend: Maybe someone made her feel uncomfirtible lets go comfirt her
Her best friend: okay
Another friend: Maybe someone made her feel uncomfirtible lets go comfirt her
Her best friend: okay
by anonymous June 6, 2021
