Louisiana laminating

When a man is to jack off onto a picture of his lover. The seamen seals the picture in his heart and mind forever.
Works the same way with females.

Yea I "Louisiana laminated"my cousins senior photo last night.
I love Louisiana laminating on a Friday night.

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 11, 2021

Emotional liability

Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.

She’s an emotional wrecking ball, a true emotional liability.

by Ikena April 8, 2021

Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019

Lamia

A name whos owner is considered one of the most beautiful thing that could walk on earth. Her smile is found to be a cure for COVID-19. She is uniquely smart and gorgeous. If she likes you then you should never betray that trust.

Btw she is a sleeping bag 🙄

Lamia will do it as always.
Lamia, you’re awesome

by Sir Abdulaziz the Second March 25, 2020

Urba-laming

When you want to be better than someone on Urban Dictionary but end up making your self look lamer.

"im like a ninja or something"

"Wow, what he is urba-laming"

by TornOpen February 18, 2010

liamism

a made up story, a lie, big talk, a story to try and impress people

dude 1: i was walkin down the street and this ned jumped out so i smashed him and pissed on his face and then got drunk stole a car shot a dog and drove into a wall while juggling a dozen potaoes with my feet.
dude 2: now that was a liamism right there

by clockwork tumbleweed October 6, 2006

lamine

someone with a big black cock and decent dreads but is retarded and probably high

you are so fucking stupid u lamine

by nigpigtatenda August 6, 2021