put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

gay leaf clover

It is when to men put there balls together.

Want to make a gay leaf clover?

by ufdahjfdsahjfdsa October 4, 2017

Leaf Grief

The remorse you have the following day after a heavy session of marijuana.

"Dude, I woke up this morning with the biggest case of leaf grief. I need to stop hitting that double chamber so hard.."

by Pedroew August 19, 2008

leaf furret

A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.

<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!

by who could i be??? April 8, 2020

Leaf-Face

Someone who cakes their face with really bad/low quality makeup.

Jessica is such a Leaf-Face, she looks DISGOSTANG

by sTiNkY-tHoT April 15, 2020

Ryan Leaf

Probably one of the most over rated, under performing athletes in the game. Should kill himself.

Did you see that pig at the slop last night? Yeah Ryan Leaf took her hom.

by patddd June 17, 2008