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Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer
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They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.
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