the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

kickers

N. Sub-woofers, as installed in an automobile.

...and six David Beckhams or a trunk fulla KICKERS.

by Professor Swag April 28, 2008

Titty Knockers

Boobs

Q.Ben, does your girlfriend have large titty knockers?
A.yes they are like blasting comets

by GINGER BEE February 11, 2009

kipper's knickers

The kipper's knickers is actually one of a set of nonsense catchphrases from 1920's America. It indicates something excellent, admirable or first-rate - NOT a female who's personal hygeine is in question as posted by iamamanufan on this site.

You think you're the kipper's knickers, don't you?

by The kippers knickers March 9, 2017

knickers

the beholder of the holy grail

by surfs_up August 26, 2003

Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010