Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew October 2, 2007

Kinky Hinky

The Act of Giving Someone a Huge Hickey During Paid Sex.

Oh Man, Look at the Kinky Hinky he has on his neck, I know what he paid for last night, and it wasn't a movie!

by Omerta34 September 19, 2009

kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position

Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.

by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 23, 2013

Kinky tickles

The kind of tickles that makes everyone hard. Yup. Even girls. (Better with applesauce)

Lauren: Hey, dude! I saw your dog give your mom kinky tickles!
Logan:....

by The All-Mighty Pussy Fucker April 13, 2015

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

Kinky sesh

In the back of a hot boxed car having sex and doing drugs at the same time.

Hey wanna go for a kinky sesh?

by Cripcrip August 20, 2017

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018