You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
Get the Kermitmug. by kennedyv April 7, 2022
Get the kermitmug. by kennedyv April 7, 2022
Get the kermitmug. The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
Get the Kermit flapmug. 
The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023
Get the Dirty Kermitmug. by Contorno August 20, 2023
Get the Kermit (the frog)mug.